Christopher Allen, a native Tennessean, lives in Germany and writes creative non-fiction, humor and Southern literature. His work has appeared in Chicken Soup for the Soul: Tough Times, Tough People and Gathering: Writers of Williamson County, as well as in the ezines Metazen, Ruthless Peoples Magazine, Flash Fire 500 and The Short Humour Site. Allen writes about his travels at I Must Be Off. When he’s not writing fiction and creative non-fiction, he’s teaching English and working on a Business English coursebook for advanced EFL learners. And he’s a lot less boring than he sounds.