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April 20, 2026
Jonas Knutsson

Jonas Knutsson

When Jonas Knutsson left junior high in 8th grade to pursue a career as a gentleman of leisure, said institution made a note of a great general improvement in morale and academic performance and has yet to request his return.

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About Jonas Knutsson

When Jonas Knutsson left junior high in 8th grade to pursue a career as a gentleman of leisure, said institution made a note of a great general improvement in morale and academic performance and has yet to request his return. He failed to win "The Prize for

Gentlemanly Conduct" upon graduation from Junior College, was booted out of film school in Germany before commencing his studies, threatened with expulsion from both New York University and the University of Iceland and is currently barred from The Palooka Bar.

Photo credit: Christian Tuempling. Christian Tuempling Photographs.

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    When Jonas Knutsson left junior high in 8th grade to pursue a career as a gentleman of leisure, said institution made a note of a great general improvement in morale and academic performance and has yet to request his return. He failed to win "The Prize for Gentlemanly Conduct" upon graduation from Junior College, was booted out of film school in Germany before commencing his studies, threatened with expulsion from both New York University and the University of Iceland and is currently barred from The Palooka Bar. (Originally appeared 2009-10-05)