Articles by Bill Harvey

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Introducing a new comic: THE ODDS! We hope you enjoy the adventures of Tad and Elmira ODD.

Aww, that's sweet...

It's not the oil, it's the additives...

Don't tell him your life's story...

Uh-oh, I think she's going to incur a penalty...

And make sure you make them look like Barbie..!

And if you burp..?

Anything you say may or may not be held against you in a court of law...or a kitchen!

Yup, getting old is a you-know-what...

My question is: How did he get lost out there with him?

What brand of tissues does he use? Or is that what the cape is for?

Guess she told him...

No wonder math gives him a headache...

And don't forget his honesty...

Bet his attic is full, and the garage, and the yard...

How many of them are there, and who feeds them?

Notice you can't see his pantslegs...

At least that's what the governor of Vermont thinks...

And that's why you don't argue definitions with your wife...

He speaks for so much of the world...

Oh, there's going to be a frying pan waiting for him at home for that one...

Let's talk about those ODDs again...

A little social commentary...

Hose him down!

Think of it as a hobby...?

Put a name on that, and you're in trouble no matter which side you're on...

Howabout: "Who allows a louse?" or maybe even "A shaved bear is bare?"

It happens more often than you think...

In space, no one can hear you cough...

They sure don't build those darn dams the way they used to...

Makin' sure those robots look good!

Artificial Intelligence? What about Artificial Vanity?

Turn up the volume, we want to hear the music, too!

He's here, he's there, he's ... everywhere?

Go ahead, tell me he has a silencer on that thing...

And if you can't say anything nice..!

When the going gets tough, the tough make a better sign...

He's like an actor with many different parts...

Now that's putting a positive spin on it...

Just another day at your office...

Oh noes! NOW what do we do?

Maybe before we start over, you should fix your audio, Tad?

If the glass is half empty, doesn't that mean that you got to drink it?

Is that better or worse than dry rot?

And he thought, "How handsome he is!"

How dare you argue my argument?

The nice thing is the lack of crowd noise...

Uh oh, we all know what magnets do to computers...

Oh, let him have it!

Careful, they'll be blubbering together next...

Artificial intelligence has artificial vanity?

Past century shenanigans...

We're just going to have to "bear" with Bill on this one...

And she'd better not be tarnished...!

So supportive...

And if they ALL feel that way about each other?

Would you buy a used car from him?

Next thing you know, he'll be watching bees...