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April 22, 2024

Epiphany at the St. Louis Art Museum

By Julian O. Long

Epiphany at the St. Louis Art Museum

—In hoc signo vinces

What degree of separation took
them up Art Hill? At first they mistook
King Louie’s Apotheosis1 for the monarch
they sought, not knowing that Jesus
had arranged to hang out with friends
at the boat house after the miracle, knock
back a few beers, maybe have a burger
and talk some scat by the fire blazing
on the hearth. Once inside the museum
they’d found their ritual Adoration2
and set their gifts on the frozen steps
of a new order, haunted by those bronzy
blank eyes and the upraised hand that held
a sword aloft by the blade so that its haft
assaulted them with an obscene cross. Their
rich robes sparkled with gold, as angels
a seeming artist’s afterthought, perched
in ridiculous rafters. Jesus glanced up
from his mother’s bosom and blessed them
already looking forward to his walk across
Post-Dispatch Lake and the cheer he’d find
on the other side. Dark out, so no one would
observe him on the water, much less see him
arrive; he’d always enjoyed the look on
people’s faces when he just turned up
like that, out of nowhere.




1Apotheosis of St. Louis

2Adoration of the Magi







Article © Julian O. Long. All rights reserved.
Published on 2023-12-18
Image(s) are public domain.
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