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Two TomKat Poems

By Cheryl Haimann

A TomKat Clerihew

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise
Are all over the news.
Katie swears their love is true
(As did Mesdames Cruise One and Two.)

A TomKat Playground Rhyme

Tom and Katie
Sitting in a tree
Talking Scientology
She's a beard,
But they talk marriage,
Soon there's Katie with a baby carriage
How many weeks 'til she freaks right out?
One, two, three, four....
"If you tell me one more time that there is nothing wrong, I will dangle you over the balcony by your nose until your thetan cries for his mommy."

Article © Cheryl Haimann. All rights reserved.
Published on 2005-07-25
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