New Kids' Register Riddles
2026: Marking The Preschool Register
Teacher: if you're present, say 'present'
And, if you are not here just say 'absent'
Corona 2020. Silence. Teacher: 'That's a pass!'
Wear A Mask. 'Yes.' Teacher: 'Say "Present" please.'
Lowdown. 'Lockdown.' Teacher: 'Lord have mercy!'
Can't read this.'Qua ... Quarrel?' Kid: 'I'm Quarantine'
Was Hands. 'I'm Wash Hands.' Teacher: 'My apologies!'
Sanity-seizer. 'I'm Sanitizer.' Teacher: 'For a reason!'
Coffee Fit 9. 'I'm COVID-19.' Teacher: 'Sorry, whatever.'
Self-lation. 'I'm Self-isolation.' Teacher: 'Hmmm, I see.'
Loves.'I' m Gloves.' Teacher: 'Like hand in glove, kid!'
Pandemics. 'Absent.' Teacher. 'Wow.' Kid: 'Coz I hate 'em!'
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