the true riverdale

Archie and Jughead were lovers
Betty and Veronica?
He could never decide
“because you really want to
and resist the nature
of needing to get them
into a three-way.”
Mr. Weatherbee salivated
Pimping both
Archie and Jughead
out
in drag
looking
just like
Betty and Veronica
already pimped out
on the other side of town
“Moose ain’t got no money for beer and Reggie is queer!”