The Car That Rich Drives

This is the car.

This is the car that Rich drives.

This is the bird crap.

This is the bird crap

On the car

That Rich drives.

These are the birds.

These are the birds

that took a crap

on the car that Rich drives.

This is the sandwich.

This is the sandwich that Rich likes.

This is the sandwich

that Rich likes to eat

But he didn't finish

So he tossed the bread

Up to the birds

That took a crap

On the car that Rich drives.

This is the store.

This is the store

Where Rich shops.

This is the store

Where Rich likes to shop

And bought the sandwich

That he didn't finish

So he tossed the bread

Up to the bird

That took a crap

On the car that Rich drives.

This is the stomach.

This is the stomach

That Rich has.

This is the stomach

That said it was hungry

So Rich went to the store

Where Rich likes to shop

And bought the sandwich

That he didn't finish

So he tossed the bread

Up to the bird

That took a crap

On the car that Rich drives.

This is the scale.

This is the scale

Where Rich stands.

This is the scale

Where Rich used to stand

before he decided to stop

Eating the sandwich

And toss the bread

Up to the bird

That took a crap

On the car that Rich drives.

These are the bottles.

These are the bottles

that Rich drank.

These are the bottles

That Rich had too much

That increased the numbers

When he stood on the scale

That made him stop

Eating the sandwich

And toss the bread

Up to the bird

That took a crap

On the car that Rich drives.

These were the birds.

These were the birds

On Rich's roof.

These are the birds

On Rich's roof

But he no longer feeds them

With bread from the sandwich

He bought at the store

Where Rich likes to shop

but he didn't finish eating

and tossed the bread

up to the birds

Who used to crap

On the car that rich drives.

This is the gun ...

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