I'm a Hound of Many Things
The party is always full throttle and the tab always a bit overboard.
My words sometimes slurred and occasionally misspelled.
I am often in a haze and seldom alone.
There is a price to be paid for chasing ass and drinking till you can't recall the night before.
I would gladly pay the tab but I always seem to forget.
Who said brain damage doesn't have its perks.