I Need a Piss and the Score with 2 Minutes To Go Is Nil-Fucking- 0!
The toilet is beckoning and the score
Stands 0-fucking nil and with that i
Am happy but fucks sake let it end or
Roll on the day I get a place where I
Can blare the fucking radio loud and
Hear if we score whilst I stand at the
Pisser celebrating with yet more beer
When I get back to my fridge ...