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September 26, 2022

I Need a Piss and the Score with Two Minutes to Go Is Nil - F**king 0!

By Bradford Middleton

I Need a Piss and the Score with 2 Minutes To Go Is Nil-Fucking- 0!

The toilet is beckoning and the score
Stands 0-fucking nil and with that i
Am happy but fucks sake let it end or
Roll on the day I get a place where I
Can blare the fucking radio loud and
Hear if we score whilst I stand at the
Pisser celebrating with yet more beer
When I get back to my fridge ...

Article © Bradford Middleton. All rights reserved.
Published on 2022-08-08
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