Piker Press — Weekly Journal of Arts and Literature
April 13, 2026

Two TomKat Poems

By Cheryl Haimann

A TomKat Clerihew

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise
Are all over the news.
Katie swears their love is true
(As did Mesdames Cruise One and Two.)



A TomKat Playground Rhyme

Tom and Katie
Sitting in a tree
Talking Scientology
She's a beard,
But they talk marriage,
Soon there's Katie with a baby carriage
How many weeks 'til she freaks right out?
One, two, three, four....
"If you tell me one more time that there is nothing wrong, I will dangle you over the balcony by your nose until your thetan cries for his mommy."


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