Piker Press / January 1, 2999 Margin Mysteries By PP January 1, 2999 · Test b Book The Martini I found my stainless steel martini shaker, and that made me very happy. It was one of many hidden treasures that I found in the bottom of a wilted cardboard box at the back of the barn near the cobwebbed dresser where the kitties take their afternoon naps. I wasted no time in driving to the liquor store to replenish my stock of vodka and vermouth and those jumbo olives that are stuffed with their own hidden treasures -- little cubes of bleu cheese and garlic cloves and jalapeno peppers. I chilled the shaker in the freezer, the guts of a glacier somewhere in Alaska. I took it out 30 minutes later to fill with ice cubes and just the perfect amount of ingredients. This is not an experiment. I shook and poured, straining glacier residue, pouring the magic into a long-stemmed martini glass, the old-fashioned fragile variety that can break easily like a human heart. One seemed to be enough but I received another just for the practice. I woke up at three o'clock curled up on the dresser in the back of the barn with a kittie between my legs. Full issue → Share: 𝕏 f ✉ 🔗 ⇧ Also in this issue: ← SEfWD