Behind Peterson's Case Was Sentimentality

The Bulawayo man courted a controversy
Please beautiful bottom: he pleaded for mercy
The stunned magistrate said: I crave your pardon?
Behind her big beautiful behind is me: was his submission
The divorcing man pleaded with the official to grant him
Custody of her backside, saying he would give up any claim
The divorcing wife would have none of it: to hell with his claims!
She added that probably the sentimental man had weaning problems!