Piker Press — Weekly Journal of Arts and Literature
April 27, 2026
Pete McArdle

Pete McArdle

Despite loving orchids, dry white wine, and Broadway show tunes, Pete McArdle is married and has three kids in college. When not drilling teeth, he enjoys torturing words, especially adverbs.

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About Pete McArdle

Despite loving orchids, dry white wine, and Broadway show tunes, Pete McArdle is married and has three kids in college. When not drilling teeth, he enjoys torturing words, especially adverbs.

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  • Wallace in Wonderland

    Despite loving orchids, dry white wine, and Broadway show tunes, Pete McArdle is married and has three kids in college. When not drilling teeth, he enjoys torturing words, especially adverbs.

  • Dream a Little Dream

    Some people say "If you have your health, you have everything," but oh, if you have 38 million dollars, you can have the Everything of Everything -- the real EVERYTHING -- and that's what Bjorn and Janet would say ...

  • Panda Bears and Camembert

    Have you ever had one of these shopping experiences? Wait -- the Christmas shopping season is just around the corner ...

  • A Birthday To Remember

    The occasion was special, the drink delicious, the fire so welcoming ... but there was a stranger there, too, and something about him was frightening ...

  • Bumble Off To Bethlehem

    Wow, someone got a hookah under the tree...

  • Loop

    Inexorable, inescapable, every fear that hides in the recesses of the mind ... one look around the corner away ...

  • An Astronaut and His Dog

    He was a homeless man of little means; no where to go, no friend to talk to or give him comfort -- save one... the best one...

  • A Nun's Tale

    A brutal, unthinkable murder -- what sort of heartless monster could commit such a crime?

  • The Wake

    There's a very good reason for that little "Danger" tag that says, "Do Not Overinflate..."

  • Sex, Pecs, and Little Pink Pills

    Wanting everything you can get will get you into trouble as surely as will getting everything everything you want ... and maybe everything you deserve ...

  • Shoo Fly

    "Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! ... May I have a second serving, please?"

  • Attack of the Fifty-five Foot Crab!

    Come visit the idyllic island of Boca Loca, where the natives are friendly, the weather is sublime ... and the seafood is to die for ...

  • Bless Me, Father

    Contrition, Confession, Penance ... just old-fashioned words from an old-fashioned religion -- not real words for real people. Or are they?

  • Flesh

    Here's a story about a dark and stormy night, about a lesson to be learned, about what you have in your hands even now ...

  • Limbo, Maybe

    Heaven is full of joy, Hell is full of the opposite, but what do you call it when you feel nothing?

  • In Good Hands

    Maybe Norm should factor in the cost of fleeing the country as well ...

  • The Great Bear Provideth

    The Great Bear is all about justice -- but not so much on "learning curves."

  • The Middle

    This is where you find the words, the truth, the glory...

  • Cooking with Chef Jeffrey

    This editor is glad that the Foodie Channels don't have anything "special" on tonight...

  • Too Many Monkeys

    Oh, so that's why they have such a problem...

  • No Gold Watch

    Studies already show that older people who keep working are more likely to have a satisfying lifestyle...

  • The Scarsdale Doctors Diet

    Mmm! Guaranteed medical care!

  • Burn, Baby, Burn

    A mask of burlap and buttons, a wig, or a scar may hide a person behind it, but it is the soul within we should see...

  • A Tale on Me Birthday

    And if you had known them way back when, you'd have fallen for them, too!

  • The Aged Avenger

    The plan was risky, but something simply had to be done...

  • The Silence of the Rabbits

    Makes you want to become a vegetarian...but wait, Bernardo was a vegetarian, wasn't he?

Comics

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  • Peek of the Week 319

    A restful, inviting view of Brant Lake in New York, USA.

  • Peek of the Week 325

    Downtown Manhattan on an autumn day.

  • Peek of the Week 362

    Don't get too close or she will bite you one the nose...

  • Peek of the Week 366

    Serenity of a lake, Westchester County, New York, USA.

  • Peek of the Week 371

    Autumn colors reflect a party atmosphere in Westchester County, New York, USA...