Issue of April 24, 2004
5 articles in this issue.
Want to write a love poem? Or do your tastes run more to juvenile mockery? In this installment, learn how to satisfy both of those poetic urges, and everything in between.
In hating "The Old Man and the Sea", one comes to learn its true meaning. But it still stinks.
Vol. 4 - History for Dummies - Part 1 <br> Alex and Katlyn's days of free-riding on the Pure League's dime come to an end as their search for work is completed. The ongoing war with the Elders gains two new recruits that are about to find out just what's at stake.
Sully's sister has decided that she loves to visit Sully often -- as long as the next door neighbor hunk is home. "When her husband was alive, I practically played her role as wife. Now that he's gone, I'm just about playing her role as mother," Sully grumps. "Am I a faithful sister or am I just stupid?"
Earth has been destroyed. Can a small band of renegade humans survive a genocide where the human race is the target?