Issue of March 31, 2003

Fishfaces of the Rich and Famous by Alexandra Queen — Op_ed

Looking for that special something to liven up your aquarium? Consider these exciting fishface celebrities from Uncle Edgar's Fishface Farm.

Fishface Poetry by Sand Pilarski — Poem

Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water... From silly limericks to hymns of praise, a collection of poetry dedicated to the fish face phenomenon.

Call of Destiny v5p3 by Josh Brown — Serial

Sometimes it's just best not to ask.

Jeane Dixon Predicts by Tedi Trindle — Short

Intrepid girl reporter Tedi braves a seance to bring you the latest from the late psychic Jeane Dixon.

Uncle Edgar's Fishface Story by Sand Pilarski — Short

Another of the Memoirs of Edgar Macassar

Winter's End by Jon Renaut — Short

The badger cometh! They do things a little different in D.C.

Just Passing Through by Sand Pilarski — Short fantasy fiction

Gotta keep movin' when you're on the road...