Issue of June 19, 2004
7 articles in this issue.
Forget about Burt's Bees. It's Bert's cockroaches you need to worry about.
The Great Dream Debate rages on. Jesus and Ted Kennedy discuss segments of the Ten Commandments.
Packing for the trip can be a more harrowing adventure than any you experience while away from home. Does he really need four pairs of shoes? Does she really need 10 different books? Yes. Hell, yes.
Crimes against nature used to be priced too high for anyone but criminal masterminds. Then came easy credit. Now, plastic surgery isn't just for Michael Jackson anymore.
Vol. 6 - Ends and Means - Part 1<br>Apathy to the strange future around Alex reaches a critical point on his quest to find a way home. His one link to the past becomes more distant with each passing moment. How will he ever survive long enough to get back to his own time?
"You can only turn down a free summer on the Riviera once before everyone you know calls you an idiot for the rest of your life," Sully said. "So I went. And while I was there, away from friends and family, I found out what I missed, and what I didn't miss."