Piker Press — Weekly Journal of Arts and Literature
March 16, 2026

Opinion

Opinion pieces published in Piker Press, a weekly journal of arts and literature.

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Book Review: "The Lovely Bones" by Alice Sebold by Tedi Trindle

In a bold and spectacular novel-writing debut, author Alice Sebold takes on that most terrifying of subjects, the brutal murder of a child...

Oort Cloud Oddities: 2004 Campaign Advice by Alexandra Queen

Since the 2004 Presidental campaign is shaping up to be a clash of the intellectual titans, here's a little advice for both candidates to help their images.

Oort Cloud Oddities: Child rearing by Alexandra Queen

Why don't we eat them while they're still small and tender? It can only be a miracle of nature.

Oort Cloud Oddities: Hemingway by Alexandra Queen

In hating "The Old Man and the Sea", one comes to learn its true meaning. But it still stinks.

Oort Cloud Oddities: Clarence Darrow by Alexandra Queen

Long live Democracy -- despite everyone who participates. Lawmakers and politicians have always been a bunch of crooks.

Oort Cloud Oddities: The 55 MPH Pig by Alexandra Queen

Some people raise livestock because it's their job. Other people just like to eat the stuff below them on the food chain. But even the most hardened of carnivorous farmers sometimes get soft spots.

Fashion Beat Summer 04 by Alexandra Queen

Cover story. The theme for this summer is "back to nature," so throw away your razor and let it all grow out! An April Fools Day spoof.

Truth is Stranger than Fiction by Tedi Trindle

Had your fill of April Fool's jokes? Take a walk on the wild side of real life.

Hamtramck Walk 13 by Amy Probst

<b>Beeing.</b>

Confessions of an Amateur Author by Kellie Gillespie

A new author finds that the road to publication is not paved with good intentions but instead involves a lot of anxiety, tears, sleepless nights and good vodka. A look at the process of producing an honest-to-goodness book, from proposal to the triumphant, Valium-assisted book signing.

Oort Cloud Oddities: Extreme Hobbies by Alexandra Queen

How come high school sports stick to things like football and tennis when there are so many more interesting activities out there?

Oort Cloud Oddities: Presidential Candidates 2004 by Alexandra Queen

From before the primaries, a look at the 2004 Presidential Campaign for Dummies

Hamtramck Unplugged by Amy Probst

A Hamtramck fix to tide everyone over until next week. A look at a Detroit neighborhood during a power outage.

Hamtramck Walk 12 by Amy Probst

<b>Home in Hamtramck.</b>

Oort Cloud Oddities: Free-verse Neanderthal by Alexandra Queen

For better or for verse, some people's sense of "art" hasn't evolved out of the Stone Ages. Has Robert Frost written some stupid poetry? Some Neanderthals think so.

Missing Tomatoes by Cheryl Haimann

In spring, one woman's fancy turns not to love, but to the possibility of tasting a tomato again.

Hamtramck Walk 11 by Amy Probst

<b>Immaculate Conception.</b>

Oort Cloud Oddities: Coffee Shop Offices by Alexandra Queen

Fashion. Gossip. Lattes. Is there any better office for a writer than a small table in the corner of a coffee shop? Maybe.

Inside the Catacombs by Piker Press Staff

A look behind the scenes at one of the most influential individuals within the ranks of the Filthy Pikers. It is her birthday, after all. How could this be passed up?

Hamtramck Walk 10 by Amy Probst

<b>Kitty, Kitty.</b>

Oort Cloud Oddities: Mad cow by Alexandra Queen

It's a mad, mad, mad cow ridden world out there. A simple trip to donate blood turns into an eye opening experience.

Hamtramck Walk 09 by Amy Probst

<b>Good Morning, Puggles.</b>

Oort Cloud Oddities: The Enzo vs. the Metro by Alexandra Queen

Sure, you could buy a Ferrari Enzo for $670,000. Or you could purchase a Geo Metro for $8,000. When the chips are down, how do you get the most mind-blowing automotive fun for your money?

How to Know that You're With the Right Person by Tedi Trindle

We can teach people how to do linear algebra, how to map the human genome, and how to split atoms. But how many people know how to recognize True Love(tm) when they see it? In honor of Valentine's Day, this humble author offers a clue.

Piano Envy by Kellie Gillespie

At forty-three years of age, there's no reason to feel guilty about not practicing all week come the Wednesday night piano lesson. After all, who is paying who? ...Just keep telling yourself that.

Oort Cloud Oddities: Real Estate Crocs by Alexandra Queen

When real estate agents get out of hand, there's only one thing to do. Train crocodiles to eat them.

Hamtramck Walk 08 by Amy Probst

<b>A tree essay.</b>

Philadelphe by Kellie Gillespie

Karen and Katie were best friends for a while, as much as sisters can be until families start dividing -- husband from wife, sister from sister. The girls separated as the parents did. It just took more time.

Oort Cloud Oddities: Christmas Gifts by Alexandra Queen

What do you get for the relative who hates everything? Here are a few gift ideas that prove it is infinitely better to give than to receive.

Uncommon Courtesy by Tedi Trindle

I was taught manners as a child. Some I've disregarded as unnecessary over the years, but some seem as natural to me as breathing. Yet still, it seems that common courtesy is more and more disregarded as time goes by. Am I the last courteous person on earth?