Essays

<b>Biscuit Evolution in My House</b>. Food is wasted on the young! Stern admonitions from the doctor cause the evolution of lovely food like biscuits into unrecognizable objects that resemble roofing shingles.

<b>Life Without Bacon is No Life at All. </b>If we gave up all our bad habits, what would we do for fun? Pondering an aescetic existence and finding it coming up lacking...