Comics

And if you can't say anything nice..!

Go ahead, tell me he has a silencer on that thing...

He's here, he's there, he's ... everywhere?

Turn up the volume, we want to hear the music, too!

Artificial Intelligence? What about Artificial Vanity?

Makin' sure those robots look good!

They sure don't build those darn dams the way they used to...

In space, no one can hear you cough...

It happens more often than you think...

Howabout: "Who allows a louse?" or maybe even "A shaved bear is bare?"

It's a jolly yuletide when Bernie Pilarski is given the bird by the Press' Senior Editor!

Put a name on that, and you're in trouble no matter which side you're on...

Think of it as a hobby...?

Hose him down!

A little social commentary...

Let's talk about those ODDs again...

Maurice liked to throw pieces of fish to his wife's cat.

Oh, there's going to be a frying pan waiting for him at home for that one...

He speaks for so much of the world...

And that's why you don't argue definitions with your wife...

At least that's what the governor of Vermont thinks...

Notice you can't see his pantslegs...

How many of them are there, and who feeds them?

Bet his attic is full, and the garage, and the yard...

And don't forget his honesty...

No wonder math gives him a headache...

Guess she told him...

What brand of tissues does he use? Or is that what the cape is for?

My question is: How did he get lost out there with him?

Yup, getting old is a you-know-what...