Comics

And he thought, "How handsome he is!"

Is that better or worse than dry rot?

If the glass is half empty, doesn't that mean that you got to drink it?

Maybe before we start over, you should fix your audio, Tad?

Oh noes! NOW what do we do?

Just another day at your office...

Now that's putting a positive spin on it...

He's like an actor with many different parts...

When the going gets tough, the tough make a better sign...

And if you can't say anything nice..!

Go ahead, tell me he has a silencer on that thing...

He's here, he's there, he's ... everywhere?

Turn up the volume, we want to hear the music, too!

Artificial Intelligence? What about Artificial Vanity?

Makin' sure those robots look good!

They sure don't build those darn dams the way they used to...

In space, no one can hear you cough...

It happens more often than you think...

Howabout: "Who allows a louse?" or maybe even "A shaved bear is bare?"

It's a jolly yuletide when Bernie Pilarski is given the bird by the Press' Senior Editor!

Put a name on that, and you're in trouble no matter which side you're on...

Think of it as a hobby...?

Hose him down!

A little social commentary...

Let's talk about those ODDs again...

Maurice liked to throw pieces of fish to his wife's cat.

Oh, there's going to be a frying pan waiting for him at home for that one...

He speaks for so much of the world...

And that's why you don't argue definitions with your wife...

At least that's what the governor of Vermont thinks...